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Post by EUNSULHWA on Mar 27, 2012 2:18:12 GMT -5
On this most random of days, Eun found himself scurrying through the alleys of the Kingdom of Lyneel. From one dark alley to the next he dashed about with ungodly speed. His mission? To kill all the pest he can find. Having found a temporary part-time job with the local pest control, Eun was on a mission to clear the streets of Lyneel of its vermin infestation. No vermin is safe from the wrath of Eun for what drives him so strongly is . . . hunger.
For the past week, Eun had not eaten anything but a few measly pieces of bread. Completion of this job meant both a filling meal and comfortable bed to sleep in. Nothing on this planet but death itself could stop this man from getting paid this day. With a chunk of cheese in his left, trusty Naginata in the other, and a mad face of desperation and joy, the message is clear for all rodents within the area. Run for ye lives for the reaper doth cometh.
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Post by VIRIATHUS on Mar 27, 2012 4:09:30 GMT -5
He had heard, through family and the network of small animals throughout the city, birds and rodents alike. There was a man out on the hunt, hunting for what the humans considered to be vermin by humanity. Rats, rats he could understand, those guys were always acting like elitest ass holes and they could just go die in a fire for all he cared. Vi searched for this attacker none-the-less, he had to protect his family and friends from the exterminator wannabe. He raced along the rooftops around the alleyways to find the man, and down below he saw man with a bladed weapon in hand.
Viriathus had needed to go down the fire escape a bit to make it to the next building, but the man turned the corner and into his alley. He sought out vermin and the like that would skitter across the ground, so naturally his eyes would not be skyward, maybe this would let the little blue creature mess with him. "Keep it down, Jackass!" The little one shouted, trying to make his voice as deep as possible to make it seem much more human. Truth be told he could only make himself sound more like a child than a man. What would the man with the Naginata do next, continue the hunt or look back and maybe let the short creature have a little more fun.
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Post by EUNSULHWA on Mar 27, 2012 18:10:49 GMT -5
The once peaceful sound of a mad man raging at the vile vermin of Lyneel ended when a voice erupted from the heavens. Normally, someone in this situation would be wary of voices that originated from sources unknown but not today. With nothing but hunger driving him, Eun's mind had already gone past the norm. No longer able to utilize rationality, his mind formulated bizarre and crazy ideas to explain the unknown.
"Voice? Above? Rat? . . . Rat above? Voice . . . of Rat? . . . God!? RAT GOD!? . . . KILL!" This is how Eun's mind extrapolated the information provided by his senses. Through maddening deduction, he came to the conclusion that he had heard the voice of a Rat God and that by killing such a beast, his meal was assured. The problem now is trying to locate said beast and dispose of the vermin.
Disregarding that a rat god is already an insane idea, a sane person would utilize the cheese Eun had to lay a trap. By spreading pieces of the cheese across the floor and hiding, one could potentially lure out so called "rat god." Logic, however, is already lost on Eun who is driven by his maddening hunger. Instead of doing the logical thing, Eun would toss the piece of cheese with all his might at a random direction; as if aiming for this "rat god." "COME OUT ALMIGHTY RAT GOD! I HAVE A SPEAR FOR YOU!"
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Post by VIRIATHUS on Mar 27, 2012 21:53:38 GMT -5
What the hell was with this guy, he wasn't reacting at all as expected, it was kind of funny. He threw a piece of cheese he had been holding onto, presumably using it as bait, how foolish. But that hunk of cheese was thrown with a great deal of force into the alley and his shout echoed through narrow corridors. 'Oh my gods, this man is retarded... This is going to be hilarious.' All he needed to do was come up with a good plant to get things rolling, or maybe some good improvisation could do the trick.
Yes, perhaps playing along and making it up as he went could benefit him, maybe gain a minion or something. "Foolish mortal," he spoke aloud, no longer altering his voice, "you believe one such as yourself can even harm a god? Oh the arrogance of mortals, and don't you dare call me a rat again, it was a mistake to create them." Never could resist making cracks about rats, but now was probably not the best time to enact his vengeance upon the pretentious pricks. "Why do you hunt my people, human?"
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Post by EUNSULHWA on Mar 28, 2012 2:12:39 GMT -5
Why!? Why you ask!? There is only on reason for this madness! And that is food! YOU'RE MY MEAL TICKET! NOW COME OUT AND FIGHT ME! Eun was already past the breaking point and there wasn't much else that could be said to satiate his madness. However, with his hunger growing ever stronger, his senses began to gain an uncanny sharpness to them. The child-like voice which had emanated throughout the alley had finally began to sink in; his mind extrapolating the information like a sonar.
In due time, Eun gained a general idea of where the voice was coming from but not the exact location. At least now, he had more to go on than "above." Looking too the direction he suspected the voice came from, Eun scanned the nearby rooftops for any sign of this rat god. It'd not be long before he laid eyes upon the shadow of a figure atop the rooftop parallel to himself. Although all he saw is a small shadow, it was enough for the irrational pirate to make his move.
With a maddening laugh, he charged down the alleyway toward the buildings nearby fire escape which he proceeded to climb after jumping to reach the ladder. Soon, my precious. Soon! Indeed, soon Eun would be face to face with this so called "god."
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Post by VIRIATHUS on Mar 28, 2012 14:48:36 GMT -5
Fight him? Was that guy really that insane? Okay, he believed that Vi was a rat god so the answer to that question was very likely a huge yes. The small creature was no where near stupid enough to let something like that happen, he was a very good runner after all, and being small made him harder to hit. Oh such a blessed size, but what was this? The man seemed to have gained some perspective on the situation and had begun to scan the rooftops.
Viriathus knew the true power hunger and had not experienced it in a very long time, to his pleasure. This rat killer was experiencing it now though and had spotted the small rodent. Oh crap, he had to do something about this and fast or else he could end up bloody at the tip of a spear. 'Not good, not good, not good, gotta run.' And so he ran along the rooftops, heading for the streets as the man climbed up, but he was not silent during his trip.
"Why can't you just steal money or dine and ditch like a normal human instead of actually working for your meals!?" Some people could be so dense, working instead of just taking what they wanted. Honestly.
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Post by EUNSULHWA on Mar 28, 2012 22:07:36 GMT -5
Ascending the ladder, it'd not be long before Eun found himself atop the rooftop the rat god is supposed to be. However, upon reaching his destination, he'd lay eyes upon nothing but air as the mythical creature had already left by that time. Frustrated by his inability to capture this creature, Eun vented his anger the only way he knew how. "GOD DAMN YOU GODS! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO!? IS IT NOT ENOUGH THAT WOMEN MUST WEAR CLOTHES BUT NOW YOU STRIKE ME WITH HUNGER AND RAT GAMES!?"
When the rat god began to question Eun's actions, his mind sank deeper into madness. Why!? Again you ask me why? Well, the answer is simple! I don't eat food served by men! All these damn restaurants have men working the kitchen! WHERE HAVE ALL THE APRON WEARING WOMEN GONE!? WHYYYYYYYY!!!!! Could anything else be used to better describe Eun's actions as insane? Despite most of this madness being brought on by his hunger, there is no explanation for his actions. It is just madness.
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Post by VIRIATHUS on Mar 29, 2012 3:33:16 GMT -5
Ah, jeez. He got to the stage of ranting, this really wasn't going to be pleasant at all, the streets would be safe. At least that was his hope, maybe some marines would come by an lock him up for being a total nut case in public. The only problem was getting to a place of safe decent without being caught and killed by his new friend. The true insanity of the situation was revealed though, as he shouted how he was willing to starve himself simply because women weren't making the food at most places.
The rodent had to admit that the food women cooked was better than the stuff men made, but it wasn't worth starving over. Yet as he ran across the rooftops on all fours, he took pity upon the madman behind him. "Dude, you know there's an awesome Maid Cafe at the north end of the market district, the girls there are amazing." All that was left was to hope he ran there instead of pursuing him. After all, Viriathus was deathly allergic to pointy objects skewering him.
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Post by EUNSULHWA on Apr 1, 2012 18:15:35 GMT -5
With how things had gone, it was nearly impossible for Eun to regain his composure; the madness taking over at an alarming rate. If things continued as they did, his mind would forever be lost and he'd end up like those insane bums on the street yelling at god knows what. That is until the "rat god" mentioned the existence of a Maid Cafe where women of various kinds would treat him to a fabulous meal. It was this mere fact that drove all the madness from Eun's mind and allowed him to regain his composure. That, however, did not mean he would act any less mad.
Having regained his ability to rationally think, Eun's mind went over various scenarios that would end with him enjoying a meal provided by sexy females. His mind, alas, focused on one problem and that was his lack of money. Without any cash, he could not afford a meal at a Maid Cafe and thus would not be surrounded by delectable fem. This fact could not be allowed to happen. In a moments notice, he decided it was best for him to continue this job to exterminate the vermin from Lyneel so that he can acquire cash and have his fun.
Without the madness blocking his sense of reasoning, Eun had already concluded there is not "rat god" and that is was probably someone messing with him; likely a kid due to the nature of the voice. Whether kid or god, he would not allow the perpetrator to escape.
Scanning the rooftop he stood on and others nearby, Eun deduced that his target was not in sight so they must have escaped to the streets below or within one of the buildings. Seeing as how Eun could still hear the voice of his target, it was more likely the target had escaped to the streets below. Deducing the direction the child-like voice last originated from, he took off after his target.
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Post by VIRIATHUS on Apr 1, 2012 23:01:13 GMT -5
Safety, or at least it was relative safety as Vi made his way into the market street. He was probably still being tracked by his spear wielding foe, but the perfect defense had been presented to him on a silver platter. He ran through the feet of the crowd, searching for his usual marks, letting out a chitter in hopes his stalker would hear. "Snek wah grigo." Oh, where were all the cute high school girls when he needed them, they were usually very good about cuddling him and had such nice, soft breasts.
The cute act was summoned up as he saw a group of giggle teenage girls, and they had such ample... snacks. He couldn't see the contents of the boxes two of them held, but the smell of fried food greeted his nostrils. Oh man, if he could get them to feed him it would be quite heavenly, and he laid it on thick, making a cute face up at them. "Chini lu wanh gwej?" The slightest tilt of his head completed the act and the stupid girls were lapping it up.
"OH MAH GAWD! It's so kayewt!" Said the first, to whic the second responded, "Like, totally, Triffania!" The third of which just picked up Vi and cuddled him between her ample breasts, heaven. "Chi nettah wha." The girl crooned over him and one even began to feed him some of her thick cut french fries. Oh yeah, this was awesome.
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Post by EUNSULHWA on Apr 3, 2012 23:31:22 GMT -5
Returning to the streets, Eun would take off after the voice which had taunted him only moments before. Running in the last direction the voice came from, he intended to make his target pay. That is until Eun would suddenly stop running and stand in place; dumbstruck by how much his hunger had made him retarded. Though the voice did taunt him, did that actually warrant his annoyance and even warrant a need to strike punishment onto the unknown child? Surely it did not.
Pushing the thought of the child aside, Eun chose to focus on his original task; getting rid of the pest problem and get paid. Just as he made the decision to start back from the beginning, an odd voice would catch his attention. Looking to his northwest, Eun laid eyes on a small blue rat-like creature being cuddled by a group of girls. Taking a moment to register the existence of such a creature in his mind, Eun's thoughts would soon focus on one sound; cha ching! This was surely his lucky day. Dispatching such an odd rat-like creature would surely gain him a bonus upon completing his task.
Without a moments hesitation, he advanced toward the group. At a range of eight feet, Eun would perform a horizontal half-moon swing with his Naginata; holding the weapon near its back end to use the polearms full attack range. His intention? To cleave the blue critter in half. Fate of the girls? Casualties of war.
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Post by VIRIATHUS on Apr 6, 2012 23:02:28 GMT -5
Ah, this was such a nice place to be, fawned over by a group of giggling girls. It didn't matter if the man who had been chasing him found them now, if he just disappeared that would be okay. Viriathus did not let his guard down though, he didn't exactly want to be killed by some crazy man with a spear, that's what the human shields were for though. He figured that a man so infatuated by the female sex that he would starve over not being served by women wouldn't harm one, much less three. And there he was, and when that man saw the rodent he looked... pleased?
That was far from the angry expression he had been expecting, what was going on in that rodent killer's mind? What did he have up his sleeve as he approached? Yet eyes went wide as the man readied his weapon among the crowd, was he really planning on doing what Vi thought he was going to do? There was barely any time for that thought to form when the man unleashed an attack. The horizontal slash was a poor choice in this large crowd, and the blue creature wasn't planning on sticking around for it to smash or cut through the crowd.
People were already panicking because of it, even the girls were starting to run with him, sticking with them was a bad idea though. They were an easily tracked target, so he bit the finger of the girl holding him, causing her to yelp and drop him. He had to flee and dashed as best he could through the feet of the crowd, please let that man be unable to follow him.
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