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Post by ZORAMOSA DELAROSA on Mar 6, 2012 20:24:29 GMT -5
Location: South Blue - Baterilla
Theme song: Stay true to it.
Greetings to new member, I am Vice Admiral Zoramosa Xeralosa Delarosa, the head of Fleet 88's Walla Walla Bing Bang. I am here to introduce you to the few rules that we have here and make sure you understand just where your place is compared to me, the civilians, and the pirates. Let's start with some rules, shall we?
- 1: Abuse the hell out of your power
We are Marines, and that gives us one grand benefit that the civilians don't. WE ARE IN CHARGE! Nothing gets reported, then nothing gets done about it. Do whatever the flim flam you want to the people. As long as it can't be traced back to me.
- 2: Make sure you don't slack in your duties... too much.
Feel like taking a nap instead of stocking the ship for our next voyage? Don't. Be sure you understand just how much work needs to be done before you take a break. Just enough to slip under the radar. Take a lesson from your boss, do enough not to get hassled by the big guys.
- 3: Deal with those annoying pirates and rid the world of their lameness
That's right, I said lameness, pirates do nothing but make more work for us, and while I always enjoy killing an arrogant pirate captain and watching his crew wallow in depression, they should be taken care of fast. They always seem to get in the way of my hobbies, and that's unacceptable. Which brings us to rule 4
- 4: Don't interfere in my business!
I have a lot of hobbies, and some people find them unsavory. Just let it be known, I won't tolerate a member of my fleet meddling in my affairs, or you just might become part of them. Don't hassle me is another way to phrase this rule, and follow my orders. Don't mess with what I do, I won't mess with what you do.
- 5: Don't get caught
This one has 2 meanings, and I didn't want to go to 6 rules. Too much for me. Don't get caught as in 1) Don't get captured by the enemies, because there isn't a very high chance that I will send people after you, and it looks really bad on my record. Also, 2) Don't get caught doing something you shouldn't. Again, it will look bad on my record if we can't keep it quiet and it causes more work for everyone. But mostly me, so I might have to deal with you personally if you make me do more than I want to.
That is all, I am tired of this already, so just go do...whatever. I have things to get back to.
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